Keep your friends close, keep your originals (files) even closer
if I was a serial killer, I wouldn't be so frustrated
The good thing about material stuff is that it IS
I should stay clear of ramontic nocks
Big dilemma, so what did you do to fix it? -Being pissed.
Be More Badger
Beauty for all
Ik weet best wel waar het ligt hoor. Kmoet alleen effe zoeken.
Other people's quotes
Old goths don't die, they just need less makeup.
Have you ever had one of those days where you wanted to beat everyone over the head
with a large, thick object? Try living your life like that.
'Does it matter?' - Wednesday Addams die een tante begraaft, waarop haar broer vraagt
of ze dood is.
I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time (Marilyn Monroe)
Ik ken karate, kung fu ... en nog 47 andere gevaarlijke woorden
Margaret Tatcher Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.
Greta Garbo - Life would be so wonderful if we only knew what to do with it.
Marilyn Monroe - Ever notice that 'what the hell' is always the right decision?
Isabel Allende - We live in an era where masses of people come and go across a hostile planet, desolate and violent. Refugees, emigrants, exiles, deportees. We are a tragic contingent.
Rita Mae Brown - I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it.
Bette Davis - In this business, until you're known as a monster you're not a star.
Marilyn Monroe - Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.
Simone de Beauvoir - I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for the truth; and truth rewarded me.
Anna Freud - Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training.
Katharine Hepburn - Life is to be lived. If you have to support yourself, you had bloody well better find some way that is going to be interesting. And you don't do that by sitting around wondering about yourself.
Maria Montessori - The world of education is like an island where people, cut off from the world, are prepared for life by exclusion from it.
Anais Nin - We don't see things as they are, we see them as WE are.
Eleanor Roosevelt - Do what you feel in your heart to be right - for you'll be criticized anyway. You'll be damned if you do, and damned if you don't.
Xena, Warrior Princess - Don't be sorry, just improve.
Martin Luther King, Jr. - The chain reaction of evil--wars producing more wars -- must be broken, or we shall be plunged into the dark abyss of annihilation.
Isabel Allende - Write what should not be forgotten.
Margaret Tatcher - If you just set out to be liked, you would be prepared to compromise on anything at any time, and you would achieve nothing.
Katharine Hepburn - I never lose sight of the fact that just being is fun.
Simone de Beauvoir - I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom
Courtney Love - I don't mean to be a diva, but some days you wake up and you're Barbara Streisand.
Anais Nin - We write to taste life twice, in the moment, and in retrospection.
Rita Mae Brown - I believe in a lively disrespect for most forms of authority.
Marilyn Monroe - Creativity has got to start with humanity and when you're a human being, you feel, you suffer.
Albert Einstein - Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
Noam Chomsky - Everybody's worried about stopping terrorism. Well, there's a really easy way: stop participating in it.
Marilyn Manson - The opposite of love is apathy, and hate is really the same as love - IF you're so consumed by hatred for someone, you might as well be loving them, because you're thinking about them for the same amount of time
Greta Garbo - The story of my life is about back entrances, side doors, secret elevators and other ways of getting in and out of places so that people won't bother me.
Marilyn Monroe - I've often stood silent at a party for hours listening to my movie idols turn into dull and little people.
Oprah Winfrey - In every aspect of our lives, we are always asking ourselves, How am I of value? What is my worth? Yet I believe that worthiness is our birthright.
Rita Mae Brown - The reward for conformity was that everyone liked you except yourself.
Funny quote - If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do? -Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area.
Funny quote - How do you play religious roulette? You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets struck by lightning first.
Funny quote - It has been said that if you place an infinite amount of monkies by one typewriter each, one of them will eventually write a literary masterpiece. The Internet has proven that this is not the case
Funny quote - > Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
Joan Jett - I was sitting in the hospital with my finger completely backwards and everybody in the emergency room's going, 'That's Joan Jett! I want her autograph.
Henry Kissinger - The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
Joan Rivers - I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor.
Woody Allen - I don't want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying.
Jeff Marder - We live in an age where pizza gets to your home before the police.
Funny quote - I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am
Samuel Goldwyn - I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth--even if it costs him his job.
Rodney Dangerfield - I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Albert Einstein - The wireless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very long cat. You pull the tail in New York, and it meows in Los Angeles. The wireless is the same, only without the cat.
Robin Williams - We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
Groucho Marx - Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Jean Kerr - I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?
Funny quote - It has been said that if you place an infinite amount of monkies by one typewriter each, one of them will eventually write a literary masterpiece. The Internet has proven that this is not the case.
Funny quote - A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
Stephen King - >When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off.'
Rita Mae Brown - The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
Isabel Allende - Erotica is using a feather, pornography is using the whole chicken.
Funny quote - Why are so many viruses aimed at windows? It crashes just fine on its own, thank you!
Robert X. Cringely - If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside.
Funny Quote - The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day they start making vacuum cleaners.
Funny Quotes - FOOT: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
POVERTY: Having too much month left at the end of the money.
SLEEP: That fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off.
Vivian, The Young Ones - This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extereme violence.
Art Hoppe - If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
Ellen DeGeneres - I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that.
Will & Grace - Karen: Where the hell have you been?
Rosario : Riding a llama in Neverland. Where do you think? I was cleaning.
Funny Quote - I think I could fall madly in bed with you.
An Australian motorcycle manual - Warning: Do not drink the battery acid. It doesn't taste good and will hurt you. Also do not bite the tyres, especially while the bike is moving. Our lawyers made us put these warnings in.
